Mellophone Mafia

theepichumor:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

This is how we solve problems in AMURICA. 

but srsly. why wasn’t he allowed to fly his American flag…in America?

(Source: mathaniel, via if-i-wanted-to-leave)

(Source: shitshilarious, via if-i-wanted-to-leave)

shake-it-like-a-p0lar0id-pictcha:

zackisaur:

comicallycool:

videovriska:

daswiener:

captainhufflepuff:

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

I always thought this scene was adorable

Wow thanks guy

Right in the childhood.

i never made that connection

Oh my god. That’s why it’s so important to her. Oh my god

this is tragic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it all makes sense now

(Source: w-bunny, via rachezanderthegreat)

you-are-the-insurgent:

I mean there’s the Dauntless cake…

The fizzy drinks from Erudite…

The Amity bread…

We even ship the main character with a Hamburger for crying out loud!

…

(via fortheloveoffour)

helpitstheboogeyman:

fideo:

sheercalculatedsilliness:

We interrupt this crap for a cute picture of a president and his dog.

obamoe

kawaiima

ASDFGHJKL. ba’ww. he’s so happy.

(Source: theobamajog, via rachezanderthegreat)

Top 25 Favorite Amy/Eleven Moments | [10]
“Hello everyone! I’m Amy’s imaginary friend!”

That awkward moment when you hit on your future son-in-law. At your wedding.

(via 4-tris)

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

(via 4-tris)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via 4-tris)

i-am-divergent:

unless you also run withoutregard, this is a repost. the original is here: (x)

(Source: the-ravenclaw-tribute)