Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though.
French: About time you learned French.
Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED
Dutch: but why would you do this
why would you do this
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Mango - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
- The 13th Chair
i’m really excited for the iron bull to smash a bunch of icky preconceptions/prejudices/assumptions about pansexuality by being devoted, romantic, and so much more complex than down to frickle frackle. i’m so excited for this. i am really in need of this. i truly hope this. smash it. smash it hard with your massive axe, iron bull. please
Disney is the richest most famous animation company in the world. They have like six theme parks. They have multiple television networks. They dominate family entertainment. They have all the resources a company could possibly need. Please stop losing your shit to defend them, they don’t need it that badly.