me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
Oh. My. God. I get up an hour early for a presentation and then they cancel it. After we’re all already there. Goddamn it, VCU Music. I could be sleeping right now.